- Boys love boobs. Always have, Always will
So whenever you wear a blouse
that shows off your cleavage don’t complain that we are too shy
to look you in the eye. We only do that coz boobs don’t have
eyes. Priorities bitch, Priorities. Any face with a mouth can give
a blowjob but not any body with boobs can give a tit-job (Sorry
small boobed chics, one day you will get enough money to go get a
boobjob :D). Yes we men always claim that we love only the really
pretty women, but thats just our fantasy. The reality is we fuck
more ugly (uglier) ones than the pretty one provided that they
have impeccable breasts. Girls, if you have more than 2 men
sleeping with you and you know that you are not all that pretty
then one of two things is possible. One, either you are a slut
(not that I mind them) or two, you have big, succulent, juicy
melons (I just had to use porn terminology, HEHE ;D).
On Facebook there is a certain
page called “Nikiwaonesha
Cleavage Yangu Doesnt Mean Nataka kukatiwa!!Look & Move On!!!”
(Translation: When I show you my cleavage, I doesnt mean I want to
be hit on). At the time of writing this particular page had 52,367
likes. What I don’t understand is why would a girl just show off
her cleavage if she doesn’t want to be hit on by either men or
women (if she is into that kind of thing). I tend to believe that
you would do such a thing so that you may attract potential
hitmen/hitter (have no idea what I should call us). The point that
I am trying to drive home is, show us your cleavage and we are
bound to ogle at you weirdly and also probably hit on you.I am not saying that I am easily
distracted but I saw some damn good boobs and ran out of shit to
write for my second point (That even if I had shit for the first
point)
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