FUNNY T-SHIRT QUOTES FOR ME

WE all have seen people with some brilliant tshirts with a lot of stupid/funny stuff written on them. This are my favorite quotes that i would definately love on my shirts (well, not all because some are for female which i have included here for you to enjoy) :D

•  I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Expert At Creating Social Awkwardness
•  I'm A Virgin
  (this is an old shirt)
•  Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me Because I'm a bitch! (not for me)
• Secret Agent: This is my disguise
• Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
• My Search Engine is making a funny noise.
• Does This Make Me Look Fat? (not for me, i would careless)
•  The World DOES Revolve Around Me.
•  Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
•  My boyfriend is out of town (TOTALLY NOT FOR ME)
•  Can't we all just get a bong? (Winning)
• My Dad Thinks I'm A Virgin
• I know a guy who knows someone who can get you satisfaction.
• I Sleep With The Boss

Since i am a law student i had to search for a few that would be appropriate for my profession

• The worst suit to wear is a lawsuit
• Lawyers do it with appeal.
• Lawyers do it on a trial basis.

If you have any other funny ones, do pist them in the comments section