What If Doreen Had Won #TPF5.....

 .....first THING first i would have stopped imbibing EABL products for a while just to show them how displeased i would have been with that win. Ofcourse it wuold have been me that would suffer, and i accept to pay that price since i have got keroche industries making me some beer too, but in wierd looking bottles and ridiculous prices.

I honestly dont even get how she got to be the 1st runner up. Hata kama wakenya hamtaki kulet down your own you could have just sent all those votes Ruth's way just for the fun of it. The thought that doreen might have won just makes me want to puke on my keyboard and also go sue EABL for psychological harm. That gets me wonderin, who the fuck voted for doreen since all the people that i know who watched TPF disliked her. Kwani you fucked up guys didnt get the Memo, if not hizo few thousand hits kwa hio post zilitoka wapi.

If that money was given to Samuel Gitau i would have had no problem,atleast the guy/gurl(not sure which) is an entertainer to some level

Well thats over with and i hope that i will never have to hear doreen ever again, arudi hio small town that she is from na alime ng'ombe.

Thanks Tusker for the worst TPF ever! and congrats to Ruth for being a millionaire, it about time she hits a boob shop. Peace be with you