I happened to attend the Exoreality
festival in Nairobi where Hard Rock Sofa were performing for two
days. But due to financial constraints I could only afford to go for
only one day which happened to be Saturday. The fact that it was a
well known group of producers I thought that the place would be
packed more that it was. I honestly think I could count the number of
people that were at the event, not more than 300 individuals, of
which 280 of them were high school kids. This event was supposed to
be called Kids (in Really Short Dresses) Festival. I have to also
admit these high school kids are really hot and promiscuous (don’t
get it twisted, I don’t have a problem with that, in fact way to
go) but also they are the brokest (if there is such a word) bitches I
have ever seen in my motherfucking life. None of the ones I met could
afford drinks, some of them In the morning didn’t even have bus
fare (but they practiced their whoring skills well, kudos to them).
Enough about the kids already, I have a
bone to pick with the event organizers, DC10 Entertainment. They did
a very shoddy job of providing security for the few revelers that
they had. A friend of mine was robbed just outside the grounds and
there were police who were just sitting at the gate not doing shit.
The cops had guns and they were chilling with the bouncers, I was
wondering if they were there to shoot people who tried to gain entry
illegally. Even after the reporting the mugging to them they just sat
there without a care in the world. Anyway FUCK THE POLICE!!!!
Another problem I have is the fact
that, the organizers had made it clear that upon purchase of a
ticket, one was supposed to be given a glow in the dark wrist band. I
am not sure what their definition of a glow in the dark wrist band is
but I am certain what they gave us as a band was just a piece of
carbon paper with a ticket number and it most definitely didn’t
glow in the dark. Unless my eyesight is failing me, which probably
isn’t the case. Also they were to give out glow in the dark marvins
to people who had purchased a seasons ticket for Ksh. 2500. They had
marvins alright but they didn’t glow and they had really weird
paint markings on them. I want to assume that the paint was supposed
to glow but it didn’t and yet again I don’t think my eyesight is
failing me. Nobody was picking the marvins til at the break of dawn
they just put them out for anyone to pick. Useless Bastards!!!!!
The Hard Rock Sofa Set (not a couch,
ok.) wasn’t bad, it actually was the only nice thing all night that
is apart for the really fly girls.
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