What If Doreen Had Won #TPF5.....

 .....first THING first i would have stopped imbibing EABL products for a while just to show them how displeased i would have been with that win. Ofcourse it wuold have been me that would suffer, and i accept to pay that price since i have got keroche industries making me some beer too, but in wierd looking bottles and ridiculous prices.

I honestly dont even get how she got to be the 1st runner up. Hata kama wakenya hamtaki kulet down your own you could have just sent all those votes Ruth's way just for the fun of it. The thought that doreen might have won just makes me want to puke on my keyboard and also go sue EABL for psychological harm. That gets me wonderin, who the fuck voted for doreen since all the people that i know who watched TPF disliked her. Kwani you fucked up guys didnt get the Memo, if not hizo few thousand hits kwa hio post zilitoka wapi.

If that money was given to Samuel Gitau i would have had no problem,atleast the guy/gurl(not sure which) is an entertainer to some level

Well thats over with and i hope that i will never have to hear doreen ever again, arudi hio small town that she is from na alime ng'ombe.

Thanks Tusker for the worst TPF ever! and congrats to Ruth for being a millionaire, it about time she hits a boob shop. Peace be with you

Can we stop voting for Doreen on #tpf5

I have to say that this has got to be one of the most boring Tusker Project Fames ever, starting from the auditions till now. They decided to take random people who cant sing save for Ruth, who is brilliant(and out of the other "singers" reach) and put them on a tv show. Talking about Doreen, i certainly don't want her in the show any longer. she might have sang very well during the auditions and she might generally be a really good singer but she totally lacks the qualities of a star. She is the most plain looking contestant (one of my friends said that she looks like a mboch(always ameparara), i'd "to say this but i agree"). As mitch ever asked her, which african doesnt know how to dance. Even if you are a bad dancer as i am, there are times you dance even if it is badly. How can you be a star while you cant even move your hips like Amani (simplest dance move, watch bad boy uelewe what move i am talking about). Doreen has to be the least exciting person in the house, even if it is keeping kenyans in the house, we have Ruth and Steve who at least are doing something good, something worth voting for. Don't be afraid of making Doreen cry, she can take it, she knows that she is not worth the 5 mil. Can we vote for somebody else next time. Oh and before i forget, whats with her and the purple, kwani her nursery school teacher didnt teach her other colors, that she is afraid to dress up in another color that she cant pronounce Yours truly, VERY ANNOYED KENYAN.