FUNNY T-SHIRT QUOTES FOR ME


WE all have seen people with some brilliant tshirts with a lot of stupid/funny stuff written on them. This are my favorite quotes that i would definately love on my shirts (well, not all because some are for female which i have included here for you to enjoy) :D


  •  I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Expert At Creating Social Awkwardness
  •  I'm A Virgin
    (this is an old shirt)
  •  Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me Because I'm a bitch! (not for me)
  • Secret Agent: This is my disguise
  • Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
  • Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
  • My Search Engine is making a funny noise.
  • Does This Make Me Look Fat? (not for me, i would careless)
  •  The World DOES Revolve Around Me.
  •  Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
  •  My boyfriend is out of town (TOTALLY NOT FOR ME)
  •  Can't we all just get a bong? (Winning)
  • My Dad Thinks I'm A Virgin
  • I know a guy who knows someone who can get you satisfaction.
  • I Sleep With The Boss
Since i am a law student i had to search for a few that would be appropriate for my profession
  • The worst suit to wear is a lawsuit
  • Lawyers do it with appeal.
  • Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
If you have any other funny ones, do pist them in the comments section

OF CAMP MULLA AND 4 MILLION BOB


The very talented group, Camp Mulla released 2 videos last week or so, party don’t stop and addicted. Apparently these two videos were worth an estimated 4 million bob. That’s a lot of money, right? We also have watched both videos and they definately are not worth that much. So either camp mulla are “very good” (irony) liars or the are very stupid lads who got ripped off their money (which I think that’s what happened) if at all they spent 4 M as they claim.

I was reading a post on izvipi.com on Camp Mulla explaining the expenditure for the two videos, and apparently the brought in renowned director Clarence Peters from Nigeria and covered all of his expenses, when I say all I mean all. This director is actually one of the most sought after guys in Nigeria, this guy is simply the real deal, he did banky w’s lagos party, wiz kid’s tease me now u should get the flow bout this guy, he is gud. I don’t dispute any of this, the idea for the video was very gud but the camerawork was not so I don’t know why the guy came . I believe they should have jus chukuad cameras from luch productions and skyped with peters for production help and give him a tip for helpin out.

Sorry am a hater of sorts, and the ‘dancers’ were not doing good stuff. I strongly believe in the party don’t stop video the guys were supposed to be doin some serious street dance moves but all I saw were retards trying to do backflips and break their necks. Also they should have got better party cups, u jus don’t nunua those 50 bob cups that we buy at lifestyle and u claim to have a 4 million shilling budget, that’s ridiculous and u end up drinking quencher in those cups not even kibao or furaha if thou art broke.

In short I am tryin to say that camp mulla are not as bright as we may think, but I am not doubtin their lyrical skills. Infact, lyrically they are superior but on the video part they failed us big time given that we had waited for a long time for a video that was to blow our minds. They should acknowledge that twitter has a say on everything especially criticizing and anything Kenyans on twitter wont like, chances are that its sucks balls bigtime.

I gotta say that simplicity is the key to every thing most of the time, and on their part it would have worked perfectly

BUST OF THE YEAR-KENYA

This exactly how cheating spouses need to be busted.it happened on the 21 of october 2010 on on national radio.it is quite sad.have a listen.
This whole incident unfolded via a call made from one of our local radio stations. This lady gets busted for cheating on husband with the boss. This is how the conversation went. I tried my best to write down the conversation.

Download the Audio file from here Oh My God

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Shiko: "Your boss"
Agnes: "Ok"
Shiko: " I think we met last year sometime"
Agnes: "Yes, We did"
Shiko: "Now, the reason am calling is because of my husband. Ave been hearing some things about you and him"
Agnes: "What have u been hearing?"
Shiko: "Been hearing that your relationship is a bit more than just a working one"
Agnes: "No no no no no that's not true at all"
Shiko: "Yo not having an affair with my husband?"
Agnes: "Noo..No, I can't do such a thing"
Shiko: "Now Agnes, There's something u need to understand I haven't called you to fight with you."
Agnes: "m mm"
Shiko: "I haven't even called you to make any accusations."
Agnes: "m mm"
Shiko: "I have just called to give you some information which I think is going to help you. You know am a saved woman"
Agnes: "m mm"
Shiko: "And I let the Lord guide me in all the decisions I make and everything I do"
Agnes: "m mm
Shiko: "And that's the reason am calling you. Am just calling to warn you"
Agnes: "uh huh"
Shiko: "That my husband has been diagnosed with something very serious"
Agnes: "Whats what is it?
Shiko: "He is HIV +ve"
Agnes: "Ghai...Are u serious?"
Shiko: "He is +ve, he has also infected me, am also +ve"
Agnes: (sigh)
Shiko: "So when I heard that there's something may be possibly happening with the two of you I thought, oh no... not another person(Agnes: "Oh my God") to have to live like the way I am"
Agnes: "Oh my God........Oh my God"
Agnes: "I don't know what to te...Oh my God!!"
Shiko: "I told you its not a fight I was just concerned about you and your well being"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Agnes: "I don't....Oh my God"
Shiko: "Have you been using any protection with him?"
Agnes: "No, Oh my God"
Shiko: "I suggest you go and get tested because...(Agnes: "Oh no")...am so sorry but"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Shiko: (sigh) "Thats the situation and I just wanted you to know"
Agnes: "Oh my God (breath in)...Oh my God"
Shiko: "Am even here with my doctor, why don't u talk to him, he will give u more information"
Agnes: (sigh)
Agnes' Hubby: "Hallo"
Agnes: "Yes"
Agnes' Hubby: "Are you......Are you serious?
Agnes: "Who am I speaking to"
Agnes' Hubby: "Agnes who...Agnes r u serious?"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Agnes' Hubby: "What? Stop saying Oh my God. Are you serious
Agnes: "Uh...."
Agnes' Hubby: "What?
Agnes: "Its its not what you thinking"
Agnes' Hubby: "What do u mean? Ave heard everything"
Agnes: "Oh my God..wh...am confused..whats going on?"
Agnes' Hubby: "Don't ask...don't talk to me like that..wh...uh..nkt!!
Agnes: "I I don't know whats going on please"
Agnes' Hubby: "Ok wait wait ..what?"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
beep beep beep(Agnes disconnects phone).........

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE MOVIES?

In the recent past I have been watch movies and either I don't enjoy them or I don't understand them, mostly I don't enjoy them. I even wonder why movies still win Oscar's because most of them are pathetic. Has Hollywood gone to the dogs?

Since I am not a movie fan, I didn't watch Avatar when it hit the cinemas (maybe I was broke am not so sure), but anyway I happened to watch it when I got the time. By the end of the movie I still hadn't understood where the hype about that movie had come from. That was the longest most boring movie I had watched in a long long time. That was the worst piece I had ever seen done by James Cameron, I enjoyed most of his previous stuff starting with terminator.

Talking of Denzel Washington, only god knows what happened with the film “book of Eli”. The movie is crap, totally crap the script is the most pathetic thing I have ever tried to follow in my life. After watching that id rather live without watching any movies ever.

But what I really think movies don't have is time. The time allocated to movies is too short to explain anything hence there is no longer any suspense in movies. That's why most of us prefer to watch TV series they explain much more and there is more suspense and more so it takes longer. If Hollywood cant give us any watchable stuff then they should shut down and go home.

SAMSUNG GT-B3410:HOT OR NOT?

On Saturday, 01 may 2010 I bought new phone. A Samsung GT-B3410 slide phone. Its one hell of a sexy phone that's why I purchased it. It is a simple version of a smart phone. Has basically everything most of us need, camera, FM radio, memory card slot, color screen (not sure why I wrote that and I already mentioned the camera, common sense), QWERTY keypad and also full touch screen. Full specifications below.




NETWORK
TYPE:GSM Quad-band phone capable of global roaming (850/900/1800/1900 MHz)
DATA:Edge
SIZE
DIMENSIONS:4.03 x 2.06 x 0.63 inches (102.3 x 52.4 x 15.9 mm)
WEIGHT:4.01 oz (114 g)
BATTERY
TYPE:Li - Ion, 950 mAh
TALK: 5.83 hours (350 mins) of Talk time
STAND-BY:670 hours (28 days) of Stand-by time
MAIN DISPLAY
RESOLUTION:240 x 320 pixels
TYPE:262 144 colors, TFT
PHYSICAL SIZE:2.60 inches
TOUCH SCREEN:YES
CAMERA
RESOLUTION:2 megapixels Resolution
VIDEO:320x240 (QVGA)
FEATURES:Digital zoom, White balance, Multi shot, Frames, Effects, Self-timer
MULTIMEDIA
VIDEO PLAYBACK:MPEG4
MUSIC PLAYBACK:MP3
FM RADIO:FM, RDS
MEMORY
MEMORY SLOT:microSD
BUILT-IN:30 MB
INPUT
KEYBOARD:Full keyboard (QWERTY)
CONNECTIVITY
INTERNET:Access NetFront 3.5
USB:USB 2.0
BLUETOOTH: 2.1, Stereo Bluetooth
OTHER FEATURES
PHONEBOOK:1000 -names capacity; Ring ID, Picture ID, Multiple numbers per contact, Caller groups
PIM:Alarm, Calendar, To-Do / Tasks, Calculator, World Clock, Timer, Stopwatch, Notes, Converter, Unit Converter
VOICE:Recording, Speaker Phone
JAVA:Midp 2.0
E-MAIL:Yes
FCC Approved :Yes

specs courtesy of PHONEARENA.COM


I must not lie but I really am I love with this phone, the camera is great enough for me. I love taking photos but its not all that clear if you compare it to the other high end phones in the market.i love the fact that you take a photo when the phone is upright or in landscape view and also has a camera button on the lower right side of the phone.

Talking about the screen, when I saw it I was like wow! What a large screen. Damn I love this phone totally, I really do. The 2.6” display is totally fly especially when you are browsing. I have never opened my facebook mobile on such a big display before. There is freedom in browsing quite a lot of info is on your screen without you having to scroll. I was watching some videos on it there is some kind of problem not big though. The problem is if the video is less than 240x320 then the player does not stretch the video to fit, it just hangs in the middle of the screen. Its not in the least exciting.

The music player and FM radio work just fine, perfect in fact. In the music player you can create play-lists and add your own songs. Also if your song had some album art it can be seen on the player. The FM player I don't even know what to say coz its just basic. You can save upto 30 favorite stations. The external speaker of the phone is loud I must say, if you love loud music then you wont be disappointed and in addition the phone has a 3.5mm jack port. If you don't understand then it is the normal jack that you use to connect your headphone to your computer or something like that. Nice, I found that very impressive.

My major problem with the phone is the software part. I am talking about java software. Most java applications are not designed to turn with it when you slide it open and that's quite a serious problem to me. I cant even play games which I have downloaded because it is impossible for me do so. The only java application that turns with the sliding is palringo because it was made specifically for this phone. I know that many other users of this phone have this problem. It annoys me real bad to know that I have a damn fine phone that has some serious limitation that you cant know of when you are buying it.

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