The Phone Stacking Game: This Is One Game All Crews & Weird Families Must Try

Today as i was busy looking for porn and other random stuff from 4chan i came across this photo which is a pretty decent idea especially for those who cant stay without their phones . Just read the rulle and see if you and your friends can try it

ExoReality Festival Experience and Fuck the Police & DC10 Ent

I happened to attend the Exoreality festival in Nairobi where Hard Rock Sofa were performing for two days. But due to financial constraints I could only afford to go for only one day which happened to be Saturday. The fact that it was a well known group of producers I thought that the place would be packed more that it was. I honestly think I could count the number of people that were at the event, not more than 300 individuals, of which 280 of them were high school kids. This event was supposed to be called Kids (in Really Short Dresses) Festival. I have to also admit these high school kids are really hot and promiscuous (don’t get it twisted, I don’t have a problem with that, in fact way to go) but also they are the brokest (if there is such a word) bitches I have ever seen in my motherfucking life. None of the ones I met could afford drinks, some of them In the morning didn’t even have bus fare (but they practiced their whoring skills well, kudos to them).

Enough about the kids already, I have a bone to pick with the event organizers, DC10 Entertainment. They did a very shoddy job of providing security for the few revelers that they had. A friend of mine was robbed just outside the grounds and there were police who were just sitting at the gate not doing shit. The cops had guns and they were chilling with the bouncers, I was wondering if they were there to shoot people who tried to gain entry illegally. Even after the reporting the mugging to them they just sat there without a care in the world. Anyway FUCK THE POLICE!!!!

Another problem I have is the fact that, the organizers had made it clear that upon purchase of a ticket, one was supposed to be given a glow in the dark wrist band. I am not sure what their definition of a glow in the dark wrist band is but I am certain what they gave us as a band was just a piece of carbon paper with a ticket number and it most definitely didn’t glow in the dark. Unless my eyesight is failing me, which probably isn’t the case. Also they were to give out glow in the dark marvins to people who had purchased a seasons ticket for Ksh. 2500. They had marvins alright but they didn’t glow and they had really weird paint markings on them. I want to assume that the paint was supposed to glow but it didn’t and yet again I don’t think my eyesight is failing me. Nobody was picking the marvins til at the break of dawn they just put them out for anyone to pick. Useless Bastards!!!!!

The Hard Rock Sofa Set (not a couch, ok.) wasn’t bad, it actually was the only nice thing all night that is apart for the really fly girls.

Ladies Need To Understand.....

1. Boys love boobs. Always have, Always will

• So whenever you wear a blouse that shows off your cleavage don’t complain that we are too shy to look you in the eye. We only do that coz boobs don’t have eyes. Priorities bitch, Priorities. Any face with a mouth can give a blowjob but not any body with boobs can give a tit-job (Sorry small boobed chics, one day you will get enough money to go get a boobjob :D). Yes we men always claim that we love only the really pretty women, but thats just our fantasy. The reality is we fuck more ugly (uglier) ones than the pretty one provided that they have impeccable breasts. Girls, if you have more than 2 men sleeping with you and you know that you are not all that pretty then one of two things is possible. One, either you are a slut (not that I mind them) or two, you have big, succulent, juicy melons (I just had to use porn terminology, HEHE ;D).
• On Facebook there is a certain page called “Nikiwaonesha Cleavage Yangu Doesnt Mean Nataka kukatiwa!!Look & Move On!!!” (Translation: When I show you my cleavage, I doesnt mean I want to be hit on). At the time of writing this particular page had 52,367 likes. What I don’t understand is why would a girl just show off her cleavage if she doesn’t want to be hit on by either men or women (if she is into that kind of thing). I tend to believe that you would do such a thing so that you may attract potential hitmen/hitter (have no idea what I should call us). The point that I am trying to drive home is, show us your cleavage and we are bound to ogle at you weirdly and also probably hit on you.I am not saying that I am easily distracted but I saw some damn good boobs and ran out of shit to write for my second point (That even if I had shit for the first point)
  
  

What If Doreen Had Won #TPF5.....

 .....first THING first i would have stopped imbibing EABL products for a while just to show them how displeased i would have been with that win. Ofcourse it wuold have been me that would suffer, and i accept to pay that price since i have got keroche industries making me some beer too, but in wierd looking bottles and ridiculous prices.

I honestly dont even get how she got to be the 1st runner up. Hata kama wakenya hamtaki kulet down your own you could have just sent all those votes Ruth's way just for the fun of it. The thought that doreen might have won just makes me want to puke on my keyboard and also go sue EABL for psychological harm. That gets me wonderin, who the fuck voted for doreen since all the people that i know who watched TPF disliked her. Kwani you fucked up guys didnt get the Memo, if not hizo few thousand hits kwa hio post zilitoka wapi.

If that money was given to Samuel Gitau i would have had no problem,atleast the guy/gurl(not sure which) is an entertainer to some level

Well thats over with and i hope that i will never have to hear doreen ever again, arudi hio small town that she is from na alime ng'ombe.

Thanks Tusker for the worst TPF ever! and congrats to Ruth for being a millionaire, it about time she hits a boob shop. Peace be with you

This ain't punishment, This is Child Abuse

So just a few minutes ago i was busy checking my Facebook(Which i normally don't) when i saw this picture that had been posted on somebodys page. C'mon, kids need to be beaten up but not abused so that they can be on the right track. See the pic below and feel pity, dont make it a meme. ok

If you are blind and you want me to see for you. This child's hand's and legs have been bound and a stick has been put right behind his knees. (Whoever did this can make a very kinky sexual partner, but not to this kid)